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Peach Collective
Tears of my Haters 9oz Candle
Tears of my Haters 9oz Candle
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For when victory smells even sweeter than the W screen.
Light this candle and bask in the soothing aroma of pure, freshly harvested hater tears—collected drop-by-drop every time you clutch a 1v4, hit a crispy snipe, or simply exist online with confidence.
This candle delivers:
🔥 A clean burn powered entirely by your enemies’ disappointment
🔥 Notes of “I told you I wasn’t hacking” and “mute yourself, Kyle”
🔥 A subtle after-scent of blocked trolls and rage-quit whispers carried on the wind
Perfect for:
✨ Gamers who win
✨ Gamers who lose but still talk smack
✨ Anyone who needs their room to smell like unbothered excellence
Set the mood, light the wick, and remember: if they’re crying, you’re winning
Our Amber Jar Candle is perfect for any style of decor and emits a special, vibrant, warm tone when lit. The coconut soy wax is a vegan blend, gluten-free, toxin-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources.
Available Fragrances: Beachwood, Blackberry Vanilla, Blood Orange, Cashmere Musk Coconut Soleil, Cinnamon Chai, Sage & Cypress, Sunwashed, Vanilla Orchid, and Fragrance Free.
Custom Label Size: 2.75 x 2.25"
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Gold
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 9 oz.; 2.8125" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.125" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 45 Hours
Hand Poured in the USA
The Coconut Apricot wax is clean-burning, biodegradable, and natural. A vegan blend of natural apricot, coconut, soy, and a minuscule amount of highly refined food-grade paraffin wax. The wax is toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources.
Light this candle and bask in the soothing aroma of pure, freshly harvested hater tears—collected drop-by-drop every time you clutch a 1v4, hit a crispy snipe, or simply exist online with confidence.
This candle delivers:
🔥 A clean burn powered entirely by your enemies’ disappointment
🔥 Notes of “I told you I wasn’t hacking” and “mute yourself, Kyle”
🔥 A subtle after-scent of blocked trolls and rage-quit whispers carried on the wind
Perfect for:
✨ Gamers who win
✨ Gamers who lose but still talk smack
✨ Anyone who needs their room to smell like unbothered excellence
Set the mood, light the wick, and remember: if they’re crying, you’re winning
Our Amber Jar Candle is perfect for any style of decor and emits a special, vibrant, warm tone when lit. The coconut soy wax is a vegan blend, gluten-free, toxin-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources.
Available Fragrances: Beachwood, Blackberry Vanilla, Blood Orange, Cashmere Musk Coconut Soleil, Cinnamon Chai, Sage & Cypress, Sunwashed, Vanilla Orchid, and Fragrance Free.
Custom Label Size: 2.75 x 2.25"
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Gold
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 9 oz.; 2.8125" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.125" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 45 Hours
Hand Poured in the USA
The Coconut Apricot wax is clean-burning, biodegradable, and natural. A vegan blend of natural apricot, coconut, soy, and a minuscule amount of highly refined food-grade paraffin wax. The wax is toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources.
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