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Peach Collective
Smells Like a Gamer Whose Internet Just Lagged 9oz Candle
Smells Like a Gamer Whose Internet Just Lagged 9oz Candle
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Ever wondered what pure rage, panic, and denial smell like? Light this candle and experience the aromatic essence of a gamer who just lag-teleported into a wall and died in front of their entire squad.
This candle is infused with:
✨ The scent of blaming the WiFi instead of admitting skill issues
✨ Notes of “BRO I SWEAR I HIT HIM FIRST”
✨ A hint of rage-quit energy
✨ And a gentle undertone of unplug-the-router-and-hope-for-the-best
Perfect for:
🔥 Masking the smell of 8-hour gaming marathons
🔥 Summoning the spirit of better internet speeds
🔥 Burning while you wait to reconnect to the server
🔥 Reminding guests that you would’ve won if it weren’t for the lag
Burns cleaner than your last match, lasts longer than your patience, and pairs beautifully with energy drinks and questionable decision-making.
Light it up. Take a deep breath.
And pretend your ping isn’t at 900
Our Amber Jar Candle is perfect for any style of decor and emits a special, vibrant, warm tone when lit. The coconut soy wax is a vegan blend, gluten-free, toxin-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources.
Available Fragrances: Beachwood, Blackberry Vanilla, Blood Orange, Cashmere Musk Coconut Soleil, Cinnamon Chai, Sage & Cypress, Sunwashed, Vanilla Orchid, and Fragrance Free.
Custom Label Size: 2.75 x 2.25"
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Gold
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 9 oz.; 2.8125" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.125" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 45 Hours
Hand Poured in the USA
The Coconut Apricot wax is clean-burning, biodegradable, and natural. A vegan blend of natural apricot, coconut, soy, and a minuscule amount of highly refined food-grade paraffin wax. The wax is toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources.
This candle is infused with:
✨ The scent of blaming the WiFi instead of admitting skill issues
✨ Notes of “BRO I SWEAR I HIT HIM FIRST”
✨ A hint of rage-quit energy
✨ And a gentle undertone of unplug-the-router-and-hope-for-the-best
Perfect for:
🔥 Masking the smell of 8-hour gaming marathons
🔥 Summoning the spirit of better internet speeds
🔥 Burning while you wait to reconnect to the server
🔥 Reminding guests that you would’ve won if it weren’t for the lag
Burns cleaner than your last match, lasts longer than your patience, and pairs beautifully with energy drinks and questionable decision-making.
Light it up. Take a deep breath.
And pretend your ping isn’t at 900
Our Amber Jar Candle is perfect for any style of decor and emits a special, vibrant, warm tone when lit. The coconut soy wax is a vegan blend, gluten-free, toxin-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources.
Available Fragrances: Beachwood, Blackberry Vanilla, Blood Orange, Cashmere Musk Coconut Soleil, Cinnamon Chai, Sage & Cypress, Sunwashed, Vanilla Orchid, and Fragrance Free.
Custom Label Size: 2.75 x 2.25"
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Colors: Gold
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USA
Size: 9 oz.; 2.8125" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.125" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx. 45 Hours
Hand Poured in the USA
The Coconut Apricot wax is clean-burning, biodegradable, and natural. A vegan blend of natural apricot, coconut, soy, and a minuscule amount of highly refined food-grade paraffin wax. The wax is toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources.
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