For the folks who treat river days like a competitive drinking sport.
This ridiculously soft Bella + Canvas tee is perfect for anyone whose summer personality includes sunburns, questionable sandal tans, and an ice chest that somehow empties itself. Whether you’re floating, fishing, or just sitting in a lawn chair waist-deep in water pretending that counts as hydration—this shirt tells the truth your doctor definitely doesn’t want to hear.
✨ Why you’ll love it:
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Bella + Canvas softness — gentler than your hangover the next morning.
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Unisex fit — perfect for river rats, boat captains, tube floaters, and the friend who always loses their sunglasses.
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Peak honesty: sets expectations for your behavior before you even crack the first can.
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Pairs well with: sunscreen you forgot to reapply, portable speakers, and the phrase “someone grab me another one!”
Wear it proudly while floating downstream, grilling on the sandbar, or explaining to strangers that yes, you did mean to bring that many drinks.
Because if you’re gonna be irresponsible, at least be comfortable doing it. 🌞🍺🛶😅
Color: Athletic Heather, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Autumn, Heather Blue, Heather Clay, Heather Columbia Blue, Heather Deep Teal, Heather Dust, Heather Ice Blue, Heather Mauve, Heather Green, Heather Maroon, Heather Midnight Navy, Heather Magenta, Heather Mustard, Heather Olive, Heather Orchid, Heather Peach, Heather Prism Ice Blue, Heather Prism Lilac, Heather Prism Peach, Heather Prism Sunset
Material: Depending on Shirt Color
• Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly, 32 single 4.2 oz.
• Ath. Heather and Black Heather CVC: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly, 32 single 4.2 oz.
• Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% poly, 32 single 4.2 oz. (Unique coloring, grey flecks of heather pulled through the base color)
Size: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large; Size Variance +/- 1"-2"
Care: Machine Wash Cold
