For the humans who apparently taste like a five-star buffet.
Introducing the softest, comfiest shirt made for the unfortunate souls who can’t walk outside for 0.2 seconds without becoming the mosquito community’s favorite brunch spot. If you’ve ever stepped near a tree and immediately heard bzzzzz followed by “IT’S THEM. GET ‘EM!” … this shirt was made for you.
✨ Why you need it:
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Bella + Canvas softness — because your skin’s already suffering enough.
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Unisex fit — perfect for men, women, and anyone who mosquitos treat like an all-you-can-eat blood bar.
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Relatability: screams “please don’t invite me camping unless you have industrial-strength bug spray.”
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Bonus feature: may attract sympathy… but definitely not deter mosquitos. (Sorry.)
Perfect for outdoor lovers, unlucky snack-flavored humans, and anyone who keeps OFF! bug spray in their emotional support kit.
Wear it proudly. Wear it itchy. Wear it knowing you’ve been a mosquito philanthropist since the day you were born. 🦟💉🏕️
Color: Athletic Heather, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Autumn, Heather Blue, Heather Clay, Heather Columbia Blue, Heather Deep Teal, Heather Dust, Heather Ice Blue, Heather Mauve, Heather Green, Heather Maroon, Heather Midnight Navy, Heather Magenta, Heather Mustard, Heather Olive, Heather Orchid, Heather Peach, Heather Prism Ice Blue, Heather Prism Lilac, Heather Prism Peach, Heather Prism Sunset
Material: Depending on Shirt Color
• Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly, 32 single 4.2 oz.
• Ath. Heather and Black Heather CVC: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly, 32 single 4.2 oz.
• Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% poly, 32 single 4.2 oz. (Unique coloring, grey flecks of heather pulled through the base color)
Size: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large; Size Variance +/- 1"-2"
Care: Machine Wash Cold
