For the days when your patience is on backorder and your tolerance for nonsense has officially expired, this is the shirt.
Printed on an ultra-soft tee that feels like a hug — but with the message of a warning label — this shirt is perfect for: ⚡ Clocking into work already over it ⚡ School drop-offs where the chaos begins before 8am ⚡ Family gatherings where the bar for behavior is historically low ⚡ Mondays. All of them. Forever.
Features: ✨ Let’s-the-room-know-your-vibe energy ✨ Soft enough to keep you comfy while dealing with other people’s questionable life choices ✨ Bold enough to save you from explaining things you don’t have the emotional bandwidth for ✨ Versatile: dress it up with jeans or wear it as armor in public spaces
Side effects may include: 💅 Unbothered confidence 🙅♀️ Reduced tolerance for stupidity 😌 A noticeable drop in people bothering you with nonsense
Wear it proudly. Wear it often. And for the love of all things holy… Let’s keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today. Color: Athletic Heather, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Autumn, Heather Blue, Heather Clay, Heather Columbia Blue, Heather Deep Teal, Heather Dust, Heather Ice Blue, Heather Mauve, Heather Green, Heather Maroon, Heather Midnight Navy, Heather Magenta, Heather Mustard, Heather Olive, Heather Orchid, Heather Peach, Heather Prism Ice Blue, Heather Prism Lilac, Heather Prism Peach, Heather Prism Sunset Material: Depending on Shirt Color • Heather CVC Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly, 32 single 4.2 oz. • Ath. Heather and Black Heather CVC: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly, 32 single 4.2 oz. • Heather Prism Colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% poly, 32 single 4.2 oz. (Unique coloring, grey flecks of heather pulled through the base color) Size: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large; Size Variance +/- 1"-2" Care: Machine Wash Cold
